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Katakhom the Bard says: "Wear headphones and turn volume up to properly listen to these pieces of rock and roll alchemy. Trust me, I'm a bard."

Listen to the singles here.

From the unreleased album: Vertical Cuts, Volume I

The News

The Merch

People are raving about The Creaky Stairs! Here's what they have to say:

"Awful!!!!!!"

"Even my s**t has better sound than this... ...Good luck, my friend..."

"The sound is really awful. I can't even understand the lyrics..."

"O.M.G., it's terrible. Make that...disappear."

"Creaky."

"...I would not recommend it to friends..."

"...Pure reb..."

(Taken from actual reviews of The Creaky Stairs. For some reason, all participants chose to remain anonymous. Hm. Typographical errors were fixed.)

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